Never renew your insurance with the same car insurance company!

Like me you are probably sick to death of the so called great offers being punted around every night on our TV screens by multi-national insurance companies, for car insurance and recently home insurance….

BRAND NEW CUSTOMERS ONLY

FREE CONTENTS INSURANCE

AND (beat this) YOU WON’T FIND US ON ANY COMPARISON SITES!

So lets look at these claims individually and in particular Aviva whose marketing department think they are being clever but whose tactics should actually see their book of business decrease!

BRAND NEW CUSTOMERS ONLY
Anybody who sees this despicable tactic (first used by that horrible fat bloke advertising Abbey National or whatever stupid name it is called now) used by their current insurance company should NOT RENEW their existing policy!

Why? Because they don’t give two figs about you or your business. They fail to realise that their existing customers are worth a lot more than ‘New business’ and quite frankly they don’t deserve you as a customer! You will end up paying much higher premiums at renewal than the ‘new’ policies and guess how they can afford these offers?

Yep! By overcharging their existing customers!

At Renewal MOVE!

FREE CONTENTS INSURANCE

Another joke!
Firstly they will overcharge you for your buildings insurance to cover the costs of the so called free cover, and you are only eligible if you pay the over inflated buildings cover as Minimum Premiums apply (in the small print at the bottom of the screen). There’s no such thing as a free lunch or contents insurance for that matter!

YOU WON’T FIND US ON ANY COMPARISON SITES!

Why? because you know as well as we do that your premiums and levels of cover will not stand up to the competition!

And finally while we are on the matter of Insurance Advertising, what the hell do those people? at AVIVA think they are doing by caricaturing with stereotypical mimicry certain elements of British society or in street parlance – taking the piss out of the Welsh, Plymouth Argyle Supporters and all those other stereotypes that are probably appearing in adverts, regionally up and down the country with those pathetic Bob Mortimer sketches.

Oi! Aviva! Don’t you realise the negative passions that are envoked every time an Exeter City FC or Torquay United fan sees that awful advert featuring yokels from Plymouth Argyle, will lead them to cancel their policies. Mind you what would you expect from a bunch of carrot crunching Delia Smith Supporters!

For both home insurance and car insurance, shop around and visit a comparison site if you want to save money!
Up the Gunners!

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